Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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