did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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