it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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