I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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