There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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