Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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