how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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