why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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