i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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