i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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