singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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