I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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