Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
FUCK WHALES
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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