I just saw a hot homeless man
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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