you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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