Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she peed on how many people?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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