so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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