im about as happy as oj after his trial
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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