The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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