Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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