dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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