they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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