Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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