Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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