I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Mom said you looked used
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Randomize