Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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