Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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