Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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