Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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