Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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