I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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