is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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