i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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