I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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