I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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