sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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