Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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