Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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