Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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