JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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