The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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