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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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