those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
