You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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