You made me cry and you don't even care
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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