I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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