took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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