no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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