Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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