Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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