fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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