Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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