What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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