You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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