Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
wow bdsm is so cute
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