I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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