Its about making memories worth repressing
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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