Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She's the barista slut.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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